Scat

I looked up the word genius today because it looked so strange.
I looked up the word butt today because I love butts.
I will share with you my results........
I scanned 55 pages of google images and found few actual butts but several actual Butts:











Puppy Butts
Gun Butts
Cigarette Butts, no ifs ands or butts.
John, Donna, Carter, Cindy, Ruby, Ross.
Mary Butts (she drank with Hemingway),
Sandy Butts (on the beach).
Head/Butt
Dizzy, dusted butts?
Pamela, Marcus, Carolyn,
Gladys, David Leon.
Major Butts (he died on the Titanic) and
Calvin (he's a doctor).
Freeze your butt, up your butt, spank your butt, kick your butt.
Pork Butt
I like BIG butt.

Now the word butt looks weird to me too.

I am paralyzed.

I was so happy and carefree in my last post. I was giddy with the idea of total creative freedom. Now i can't even bring myself to log on. What was I thinking? POETRY?!

Is that Jesus in the picture? I think he's helping me while I lie helpless in that weird suspended cot. I am impotent and Jesus is helping me rise...did that come out dirty? I didn't mean it. Who are all of those people out in the audience? Why is there an audience? Why are all of you staring at my limp and lifeless blog?!!!! Look away! This is between me and Jesus! Give me back my dignity for God's sake!

Poetry has broken me...........