Friday, April 4, 2008

Text Speak is the future (the future is dumb).



No new posts since November.


I look just like Gerard Depardieu.




I have a headache.


I have to try again next week, this is not working out.


I don't have time for any of this.


When I am posting on this blog my shoulders get all tense because they know that my life is slipping away and being wasted.




I'd hate to know how tense YOUR shoulders must be while you are reading this.


You are HARD-CORE wasting your life right now!




Hurry! Go and recycle something.....ahhhhhh. That's better.


Now, go and look up some more shirtless pictures of Barack Obama. It seems to be the only thing that fulfills you anymore.


I feel like buying something and throwing it away.


Those little five year old miners in Africa are getting lazy!!! Cute! All mining for iron in their little hats and kid-size picks.




Sarah and I have decided to go on a budget but we already don't really spend that much money so we're thinking about getting rid of health insurance...is this a good idea? Discuss.


We could also just stop taking our kitty cats to the vet.




P.S. I don't really think children mining for Iron in Africa is cute. I had to put that in there because the Internet is crawling with idiots who take everything literally then get all self righteous and start calling everyone gay in modern text speak. UR a rcist homo bstrd! IM bttr thn U! Reed a buk!

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